You might be a nanny if...

• You know more about someone else's family and family secrets than you know about your own
• You have car seats permanently in your car 
• You get paid to go to the pool in the summer
• You have a set schedule every week
• You don't have a set schedule every week 
• You act as chauffeur, storyteller, tutor, cook, bottle washer, laundry lady, scrub woman, therapist, nurse, creative director, juggler, fashion stylist, personal trainer, DJ, and general keeper of all knowledge, for no extra charge
• You wipe others butts and noses more often than you wipe your own
• Peeing in privacy is a foreign concept
• You raise children who are not your children
• Calling out sick is not an option
• You've been called "mom" by kids who aren't actually your kids
• Manual labor is in your job description
• You love your job but love those kiddos more